The Camel Toe Photo Essay

I didn't get this body by eating salad so I'm not going to let years of work just go to waste.


Just kidding on the camel toe thing... I'm not allowed to post that one: "Don't put that in the blog!"

Seriously though, today is Swim Tuesday but none of us are going. Jenny is sick, and Lisa & I are buried in marking. Jenny teaches Religion and goes on nature walks all the time so her marking is pretty limited :P.

Also, I am still lazy. I don't know what to take to combat that. Sleeping it off hasn't been working.

We Try-Athletes need to get new swimming gear. 

The real rules of TriClub:

NO skirts on your bathing suit

NO bikinis (as if we would)

NO putting on your flippers and walking across the pool deck

I have rules for TriClub:

NO thinking we have improved since last year - instead, we have regressed

NO stress

NO face & eyes into naked people on the first day

MacIsland Aquatic Centre

I have rules for the pool people, too:

NO throwing down the overhead lane dividers so I get tangled up when I swim into them

NO people other than me, Lisa & Jenny swimming in our special lane with Alanna

NO getting angry if we accidently borrow a flipper, a hand chopper thing or freedom boards. We're not stealing

I have rules for Lisa & Jenny, too:

NO lack of laughter

NO lack of snacks

NO picking up dirty underwear off the floor, thinking they may belong to one of us... if it hits the floor, it stays there, ours or not... we have had too many bad experiences with trying to be nice and ending up with someone else's dirty undies on our hands.

But on the upside, I have been cooking great meals and baking breads, cakes, and cookies so I'm loving this semester.